- I am torn by which of these two mother chores is most disgusting, being handed a used band-aid or a used tissue.
- Giant goldfish are apparently taking over Lake Tahoe. Yeah, the world is ending, for sure this time.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. (Photo credit: Michelle Jo)
- I swear I saw a gym near my home called “Bangworthy”. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
- Ronnie James Dio was a hobbit-like rock god. He stood only 5 feet 4 inches.
Tiny, but mighty. (Photo credit: Adam Bielawski)
- I once saw a well dressed man take a swig from a Ronnie James Dio sized bottle of vodka in the Costco parking lot. I totally understood why he did that once I entered Costco.
- Raccoons are undoubtedly one of the most adorable animals, but let’s be real, they are total assholes.
- Physical therapy has given me the gift of walking unaided, but I am still unable to be as active as I was before my surgery. It’s like winning the lottery, but only being able to spend $5 a day.
- Necco wafers are the floppy disk of the candy world.
Disgusting and useless! (Photo credit: oldtimecandy.com)
- My review of Samuel Adams Beer’s Maple Pecan Porter got retweeted by @SamuelAdamsBeer over the weekend.
Fish,
Your Dio pic made think of Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny, and this exquisite scene:
Le Clown
I will have to show that to Teen. She loves Dio! She’s the one that gave me that random factoid.
Dammit, Le Clown!
I just copied this link to post!
“Necco wafers are the floppy disk of the candy world.”
That’s truly tweet-worthy, too, Fish. But, I don’t think the Necco factory will be sending any retweet love your way for that spot-on factoid.
Maybe if I tweeted, “Necco wafers are the bastard love child of plaster and sidewalk chalk”?
oh no..i’m a Necco fan..
You’re in good company, my mother loved neccos.
I am a Necco fan too. Love them
I think the Pecan Maple Beer would compliment battered goldfish nicely. Love this post.
That is a tasty solution to an environmental catastrophe!
I hope Samuel Adams plans on sending you some free beer…
You and me both sister!
raccoons are pure evil –
To the core.
RIP, Dio. You know, he’s largely credited with the heavy metal hand gesture. It stems from the evil eye gesture that his Italian mother (or grandmother, I can’t remember which) used to make. And I’m with you on Necco wafers. I don’t see the point. Communion wafers are tastier than these things, and that’s saying something. But I like raccoons, even if they are assholes.
I think Teen told me it was his grandmother. I hope I got that right. I’ll never hear the end of it if I didn’t.
Why was I not aware of this beer development? I must try that flavor! I agree that raccoons are total assholes. They run our neighborhood like a tiny, furry gang. And for me, the most disgusting is having to deal with my kids’ nose waste without a tissue–well that and finding random mysterious brown smears in and around the bathroom. Dang it, motherhood is disgusting sometimes!